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Mortal wombat: 4 generations of women fight for their lives against murderous marsupial

Mauled mum receives the wisdom of Steve Irwin to immobilise frenzied beast

Australia has become the gift that keeps giving for quirky news items while western civilisation is on hold. If it’s not a house-proud bloke casually telling the prime minister to get off his lawn, it’s a homicidal wombat brutally attacking four generations of women.…