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It looks like you want a storage appliance for your data centre. Maybe you’d prefer a smart card reader?

Beware the dead hand of the product categorisation bot

Bork!Bork!Bork!  Welcome to another in The Register’s series of computers behaving badly. Today’s instalment is a little different to the usual run of blue, and may reassure those concerned that the machines will one day rule the world.…