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Upstart Americans brandish alligators at the almighty Reg Standards Soviet

Thou shalt respect the Osman and keep your distance, rebels

An American local council has dared to challenge the almighty Vulture Central Standards Soviet by proposing alligators as a standard unit of measure for social distancing during the coronavirus lockdown.…

https://go.theregister.co.uk/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/09/socially_distancing_alligators/