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Announcing the official Reg-approved measure of social distancing: The Osman

Look on my beanpoleness, ye Blighty, and mea-sure! Far away enough? Check our converter and find out!

As you nervously shuffle away from your close-talking neighbour who always stood too near at the best of times, tutting and muttering “social distancing”, you may wonder to yourself just what two metres or six feet should really look like. Luckily, El Reg’s Standards Soviet is here to help.…