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Best Leaves to Use as a Toilet Paper Substitute
If the current run on toilet paper lasts into the Spring, folks who live in the country (or near a park!) can turn to leaves in a pinch. Just make sure you don’t pick the poisonous ones.
Over the weekend, my buddy and I helped an elderly neighbor assemble a greenhouse frame. As we discussed the local toilet paper shortage, my buddy mentioned he owns a bidet, so he’s good; my elderly neighbor, who’s from West Virginia, has spent most of his life outdoors, grew up poor, and grew up using leaves as toilet paper, so he says he’ll be fine.
Question is, which leaves? I looked it up when I got home, and you generally want to look for leaves that are:
1. Large (gotta keep those hands clean)
2. Tough (won’t tear)
3. Preferably with some fuzz on them (makes for a better wiping experience)
If you’re good at visual identification, here are photos of some recommended “brands” you should look out for:
Big Leaf Aster
Found in: Eastern, central U.S.
Big Leaf Magnolia
Found in: Southeastern U.S., eastern Mexico
Big Leaf Maple
Found in: Western North America
Corn Lily
Found in: Western U.S.
Mullein
Found in: All of U.S.
Wooly Lamb’s Ear
Found in: Most of U.S.
Leaves to avoid:
- Anything waxy (smears rather than absorbs)
- Leaves grouped in threes (might be poisonous)
- Leaves growing in alternating, as opposed to mirroring, positions on the branch (might be poisonous)
Happy wiping!
Sources:
Climb Tall Peaks, Hip Camp, Newbie Prepper
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