#HTE

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

Goosey goosey gander, whither shall I wander? Wherever the f*** I want

Geese are a crowd favourite at petting zoos for tot-flattening abilities rivalled only by the goat. This also means they are not to be trifled with, as a small Pennsylvanian town has discovered.…