#HTE[NSFW] What a load of bollards! Object of bloke’s street furniture romp run overStill a better love story than Twilight NSFW In what is certainly a crowded field, step forward the Doncaster Free Press and take a bow for the best local news headline of 2019: “Doncaster traffic bollard used by man for sex ‘killed’ in road smash”.…https://go.theregister.co.uk/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/15/bollard_run_over/ HTEautobobtheregister