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[NSFW] What a load of bollards! Object of bloke’s street furniture romp run over
Still a better love story than Twilight NSFW In what is certainly a crowded field, step forward the Doncaster Free Press and take a bow for the best local news...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/12a5709e5940c17c3b7a68a9a97dad6b/8227a51738cc3b8a-d4/s1280x1920/94adda3556de766e1dc7c8a0c19031b82ae6e041.jpg)
#HTE
[NSFW] What a load of bollards! Object of bloke’s street furniture romp run over
Still a better love story than Twilight
NSFW In what is certainly a crowded field, step forward the Doncaster Free Press and take a bow for the best local news headline of 2019: “Doncaster traffic bollard used by man for sex ‘killed’ in road smash”.…
https://go.theregister.co.uk/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/15/bollard_run_over/