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The Weekly Design Roast, #20

In order for this to be accurate to New York, the two potted plants in the middle should be smoking, dropping ashes on the painting below and annoying the plant above with their wafting fumes.

“I designed this for The Punisher’s getaway cabin in the Adirondacks”

The purpose of cabinet doors is to either obscure contents from view or keep dust off of them. What is the purpose of these ropes?

The perfect desk design, for people who often put their dog on speakerphone.

You have to be a real a-hole to design One-Liner Furniture.

The perfect way to store magazines, that you never plan on accessing again.

“We pump oxygen into the bubble, to motivate people to buy some of this shit.”

“No, it’s a great concept. So when are you going to finish it?”

Ideal for people who like to wash two outfits at a time.

First of all, can you imagine actually lugging two of these down to the beach. Secondly, this combination non-hanging hammock and non-regulation soccer goal…actually won a design award. Yeah.