#HTE

Emergency button saves gamers from sudden death… of starvation

Free burritos keep the action going but, jeez, open a window would ya?

Hardcore gamers no longer have to tread the knife-edge of actual life or death in the physical world while pwning n00bs in their favourite battle royale.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/21/emergency_button_saves_game_players_from_sudden_death_of_starvation/