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Devon knows how they make it so steamy: Phantom squatter of Torquay curls one out on bloke’s motor
Cops seek muck-maker
Ah, another fine morning in sunny Torquay. The crisp, invigorating sea air and – oh God, what is that smell? And what on Earth is that on the roof of our car? Someone… took a dump… on our car!…
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/03/idiot_poos_on_torquay_blokes_car/