#HTE
Dry patch? Have you considered peppering your flirts with emojis?
Had much, you know, 👌👈 recently? Perhaps you need to ⬆️ your emoji 🙃 game 🎮 as new research 👨🎓 has linked ⛓ using the cutesy online comms aid with going on more dates 💑 and getting laid 💦🍆.…
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/08/19/emojis_get_you_laid/