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‘Cockwomble’ is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain
Great Uncle Bulgaria, elder of the Womble tribe who make their homes on Wimbledon Common, has spoken out against usage of the word “cockwomble”, saying his species “would never approve of any use of profane language”, particularly not “in our name”.…
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/07/22/uncle_bulgaria_issues_edict_against_using_cockwomble/