Don’t worry, it’s rather more vanilla than Glasgow in the ‘80s
Behold, the Great British summer. Lawnmowers, jet engines and the faint tinkling of “Yankee Doodle” on the breeze. Drugs? Frozen treats? Either way, the pitter-patter of tiny feet follows.…
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