#HTE
Bear insistent on playing tonsil tennis with you? Just bite its tongue off
If you go down to the woods today, do it somewhere nice like the Forest of Dean* and definitely not Siberia, where a 30-year-old bloke only escaped with his life because he bit the tongue off the bear mauling him.…
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/06/11/man_survives_bear_attack_by_biting_off_its_tongue/