#HTE

Oh, the massive sky dong? Contrails from ‘standard’ F-35 training, US Air Force insists

Nothing to see here, pervs – it is all in your mind

Attempts by the US Air Force to keep up with its Navy pilot rivals in the fine art of contrail cock drawing is nothing of the sort, according to service flacks.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/05/31/giant_contrail_cock_not_a_cock_says_us_airforce/