#HTE

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

Trust th'wife to out them to cops

You have in your possession a bulletproof vest, a firearm, and some beer. As the brews weave their magic, of course you have to make sure the armour works. Right?…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/04/04/arkansas_bulletproof_vest_arrests/