#HTE

Cops use bread and riot shields in desperate bid to contain crazed swan running amok in streets

Greenock, bonnie Scotland, ladies and gentlemen

Tis a dowie day whin a swan cannae donder doon th’ wynd wi'oot bein’ pestered by th’ polis.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/28/riot_shields_bread_swan/