#HTE

Oz cops investigating screams of ‘why don’t you die?’ find bloke in battle with spider

Sprinkle some 'crying toddler’ in there for maximum horror

You have to hand it to the passerby who called the cops after hearing a chap yelling “why don’t you die?” along with the cries of a toddler.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/02/oz_cops_investigating_screams_of_why_dont_you_die_find_bloke_in_battle_with_spider/