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How Colin Furze Fit a Three-Story Christmas Tree Inside a Two-Story House

The holiday season: A time when competitive Americans try to outdo their neighbors with ostentatious displays of blinking decorations. But we are still technically a democracy, so perhaps the real crown in this arena ought to go to a Briton, seeing as they still have a constitutional monarchy.

Well, the British madman and inventor extraordinaire Colin Furze clearly wins this year’s prize. Furze acquired a gargantuan tree–a 26-footer apparently pilfered, as it was removed under cover of darkness–then figured out how to get the three-story conifer into his two-story house: