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Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase
Brings new meaning to try before you buy
Anyone that’s ever had a penchant for using their buttocks to test the ripeness of a peach, plum or squash in a supermarket pre-purchase might have some sympathy for a US chap that was arrested for allegedly doing just that.…
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/19/man_cuffed_for_testing_fruit_comestibility_with_butt_cheek_prepurchase/