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This Mobile Home Carries a Side-Deploying Sports Car So You Can Continue to Flee Your Troubles

A mobile home is all about getting away from your actual fixed-to-the-ground home. But as the saying goes, you can run away from your problems but you can’t run away from yourself.

Which doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still try. If you buy this Volkner mobile home, you can hit the open road and flee your troubles–and once you realize that it isn’t working, you can take it a step further and flee your mobile home via a supercar tucked into this side-deploying integrated garage platform:

The next step is to somehow wedge a folding motorcycle into the trunk of the car, so that you can flee your car when you have your next crisis of conscience. And on the back of that motorcycle will be a folding bicycle, and attached to that, a Razor scooter. Eventually you’ll be scooting down the road, finally free, not a care in the world, leaving a string of broken lives, lies and unfulfilled promises behind you.