#HTE

Automatic Swimming Pool Guest Evacuation Feature

We’ve all been in this situation: You’re having a pool party, but after a few hours the guests have overstayed their welcome and you’d like them to leave, but you’re too drunk to articulate it. With an above-ground pool you can just pull the cork and let the pool slowly drain, which sends a clear message. But those of us who’ve ponied up for the in-ground pool are S.O.L., right?

Wrong! All you need to do is have one of these babies installed:

Just imagine the footage in reverse. You press the button, the cover begins to close, and I think at least 75% of the people in the pool would make it out in time.