#HTE

Designs for Better Boozing: Hip Flask With a Built-In Collapsible Shot Glass

A hip flask is a great way to tote booze around, but nothing makes you look like more of a degenerate than when you purse your lips to wrap them around that tiny spout. To sip your swill with class, what you need is one of these:

The one in the video is Jameson-branded, so we assume they ordered up a bunch and handed them out at the company Christmas party. But you needn’t work for them to get one; these are sold on Amazon under the BarMe brand.

I like that the product copy describes the flask as “a conversation starter.” It surely is, but maybe not for the type of conversation you’d like to have. The one where you end it by saying “Mind your own business–I could quit anytime I want to. I just don’t want to.”