#HTE
Widdling Frenchman comes eye to eye with horror toilet python
‘I could very well have been bitten in a sensitive place, if you know what I mean’
A lucky Frenchman has narrowly avoided having his todger bitten by a python that crawled up his U-bend.…
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/16/frenchman_toilet_python_horror/