They say these are for picnics and the beach, but we think they’re idea for the office. The PortoVino Crossbody Bag is a handsome leather number–that can be filled with booze and dispensed directly from a tap hidden in the side. It comes with a BPA-free plastic pouch that you fill up with your rotgut of choice, then place into the insulated inner pocket. Lifting a flap on the side of the bag reveals a tap, so you can pour whenever your boss ain’t looking.
They also sell a Purse variant, for those in the market for something more feminine:
I do think they could round out the product line by making a more rugged version for those operating heavy machinery.
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