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Hilariously Risqué Holiday Party Costumes by YourSassyGrandma

Etsy seller YourSassyGrandma seems pretty sassy indeed: Their store sells a line of “Ugly Christmas sweaters and more,” where the “more” pertains to holiday costumes that integrate parts of human anatomy:

I have to say it doesn’t work as well for the guys, although the reindeer at least gets some fur:

In these shots I assume the men’s nipples are supposed to resemble ornaments, but I think they need more bling:

Apparently the first photo shows the hot seller, as they’re currently sold out: “Looking for the Reindeer boob sweater?” they write. “We are making [more].”