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‘Coke dealer’ called us after his stash was stolen - cops
Sir, what is your occupation? Um, what?
A man called the cops to report that cash and a bag of Columbian marching powder stashed in his car had been nicked, police arrest documents have revealed.…
http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/20/drug_arrest_police_report/