#HTE

I want it hot and wet – preferably with Wi-Fi

Put the bamboo down and step back

Something for the Weekend, Sir?  I came too soon. Normally this is not a problem. Coming early allows me to regather my strength so that I can then go at it, full-on, for the next eight hours.…

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