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Counter-terror cops arrest pair for sending poo-smeared toilet paper to public figures

Still better than most of the press releases we receive

An Italian couple have been nicked by counter-terror cops for, some, er, smearing letters they had sent to public figures.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/01/27/counterterror_cops_arrest_pair_for_sending_used_toilet_paper_to_thousands_of_celebs/