#HTE

What will happen when I’m too old to push? (buttons, that is)

Glitzy gadgets begin to lose their appeal

Something for the Weekend, Sir?  I’d like you to consider my underwear.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2016/10/21/what_will_happen_when_im_too_old_to_push_buttons_that_is/