#HTE

Moron is late for flight, calls in bomb threat

He’ll get a year on ice to think about why that was such a bad idea to delay takeoff

A Canadian idiot has been sentenced to a year behind bars after he was found guilty of calling in a bomb threat because he was running late for his flight.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/23/bloke_running_late_for_flight_calls_in_bomb_threat/