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Aussie wedges spam javelin in ring spanner

Cue - you guessed it - fire crew and angle grinder

An Australian man whose penis somehow became lodged in a ring spanner earlier this week was freed in the traditional manner - by a fire crew bearing an angle grinder.…

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