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When Stoners Nail It: This Pizza Box Turns Into A Pipe

For verifiable proof that weed doesn’t kill brain cells–or good design–please ponder the Pizza Pipe. Tapping into two common interests as cosmically bonded as they come, this DIY smoking device is first delivered to your door filled with a delicious and real pizza. 

While it seems like it should have come from somewhere deep within Tumblr, the Pizza Pipe is (almost) real. It’s a well-realized pitch from Nikolas Greogry and the brilliant minds that brought us Push For Pizza, the one-touch app that aims to solve the hard mental labor of ordering pizza. 

The cutout for the pipe pops out of the lid and folds around itself to make the body, and uses the traditional cheese-defending box support as the bowl. Because this concept is body-positive and green, the stand is made of ceramic rather than an unhealthy standard plastic. 

“No longer will one have to search for a pipe before or struggle to remember the telephone number of the pizza parlor after its use.”

“Equally important, the pizza is in hand before the munchies set in, leading to a more relaxed and enjoyable experience without the interminable delay of its delivery or the pain of gnawing hunger.”

No matter what state you live in, or your political opinions on pizza, this kind of insightful demographic awareness and brilliantly targeted design deserves commendation. Interestingly, the Pizza Pipe doesn’t appear to be an April Fool’s joke dropped late (what even is time, y'know?). However, it also isn’t currently planned for release, a fact more heartbreaking than realizing you already ate the last slice half an hour ago and forgot while you were staring at the box.