Why bother reading the “actual” news about the most important election of our time — when you can have it all explained to you in a tweet?

A chart, which has gone viral on Twitter over the past couple hours, attempts to explain the 2016 presidential election to ‘dummies’. It’s tongue-in-cheek but painfully accurate, especially when it comes to the whole, “women as people” divide.

If Jesus “is coming back,” and you estimate by next week, then Ted Cruz is your candidate. 

If sh*t is working, but you think women are human, then pull the lever for Hillary Clinton. Read more…