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A Farewell to Duck-Throwing
Spain has a lot of regional pride and a lot of weird regional customs. That Spaniards are devout fans of incomprehensible-seeming festivals makes the nation a colorful and wonderful place to spend time. But sometimes the forward march of culture leaves cherished celebrations behind, even in the most steadfast and traditional places. I’m talking, of course, about last week’s shocking ban on the annual throwing of ducks practiced in Roses, Spain for the last 97 years.
For almost a century this festival saw people in boats hurling live ducks at swimmers, who would then attempt to grab a panicked duck of their own and wrestle it to the shore. Why? Because it must have felt hilarious, and making it back duck-handed could win you a prize. But alas, the heady days of the Duck Chase are over. In yet another move away from animal-terror-based entertainment, the city council has narrowly sent duck-hocking the way of the bullfight. This move may have been spurred incidents like the one filmed at a recent celebration where a celebrating woman beat an animal rights activist protesting the treatment of the ducks…with a duck.
Noting the passing of weird traditions can leave a hole in your soul in the shape of the zero bizarre local traditions your town supports. Maybe it’s time to design your own? I’d propose these 5 easy pointers on what will make people want to party with you in perpetuity.
1. Celebrating should make you look very silly.
2. Celebrations should cause discomfort to yourself, others, or a vulnerable group that your grandchildren will be horrified to hear about.
3. Dedicate it to a regional religious or social figure so that repealing it will insult local pride.
4. Reward people for their questionable behavior.
5. Repeat!
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