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Electrified bird bum bomb shuts down US nuclear power plant

Excrement short-circuit fingered for fowl play

In a bizarre turns of events, a large bird shut down a nuclear power plant after it crapped on vital equipment.…

http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/05/bird_crap_shutters_nuclear_power_plant/