Steve Martin recently returned to standup after 35 years for a one-night show and the comedian insists he’s used up all his material. 

On Monday’s Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Martin had a bit of a diva moment in his dressing room backstage, where he revealed in song-form that he didn’t want to do the show.

Martin eventually makes it on stage, but not without some significant stalling, soul searching and face slapping.